On public library cards, tea pots, and Mossad

Since the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad apparently used forged British identity documents for the assassination of a Hamas leader in Dubai, I have decided to take greater care of my valuable identity documents – especially my public library card.

I normally tuck my library card safely behind the tea pot in the kitchen, between the chocolate digestive biscuits and cream crackers.
However, since learning that Mossad will apparently stop at nothing to steal British identity documents – especially a valuable document like this, I have now removed it to, well, let’s just say, a more secure environment.
My reasoning is, if a Mossad agent breaks into my home to steal my British identity, the first thing he will want to do is make a cup of tea. All he has to do is move the tea pot, in order to pour tea into it, and he will discover my library card.
Update.
Actually, since moving my library card to a more secure environment, it occurred to me that this is exactly what Mossad is expecting me to do.
The Mossad agent will simply look elsewhere – anywhere but behind my tea pot, in order to find my library card.
This is because he will probably decide not to make a cup of tea.
Therefore, I have now replaced my library card back where it was in the first place – behind the tea pot.
In fact, to prove to him that the library card is concealed anywhere but behind the tea pot, to prove to him that I don’t care whether or not he moves the tea pot, I have even placed a tea bag invitingly next to the tea pot.
I did think about writing a brief note to him, saying ‘Go ahead, use the tea pot, see if I care.’
However, on second thoughts this might be taking my ‘disinformation campaign,’ as I have modestly decided to describe it, too far.