Human sniffer dogs to be deployed at British airports

Human sniffer dogs are to be deployed at major British international airports in a strategy designed to improve UK airport security and international airline travel by combining the canine’s superior sense of smell with the human beings’ superior intelligence.
They are the result of a pioneering experiment by British scientists who have managed to transplant a dog’s nose onto a human face.

How airline passengers reacted to the human sniffer dogs

Some passengers reacted cautiously to the human sniffer dogs during a secret test flight from an undisclosed British airport.
One passenger explained: “I was pretty repelled by the human sniffer dogs’ canine faces.”
“I had to vomit copiously into the special bag that I understand was specifically provided for this purpose.”
“Am I terrible person for feeling like this?”
However, another passenger felt that greater understanding was required, saying: “Canines have some human qualities – loyalty etc. so what’s wrong with a human being that has a canine quality – a sniffer dog’s sense of smell?”
The human sniffer dogs are to be deployed at major British airports on April 1st, a date which is also known throughout Britain as April Fools Day.