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February 25, 2010

On public library cards, tea pots, and Mossad

Filed under: british humour, freelance writing - 25 Feb 2010

Since the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad apparently used forged British identity documents for the assassination of a Hamas leader in Dubai, I have decided to take greater care of my valuable identity documents – especially my public library card. …

December 20, 2009

A health and safety Christmas message

Filed under: british humour, british life - 20 Dec 2009

This Christmas message gives thanks to Elf ‘n’ Safety, that lovable Santa’s helper that does so much to make Christmas a joyous happy holiday and also a health and safety conscious holiday.
‘This Christmas, as we gather around the cheery burning …

April 21, 2009

Lost in translation

Filed under: british humour, english, freelance writing - 21 Apr 2009

The French sentence ‘je n’sais quo’, which of course translates to ‘I don’t know what,’ is typically used to indicate that something has a certain indefinable quality, so indefinable that it’s impossible to, well, define it..
Let’s be serious for …

April 16, 2009

Computer spectacular

Filed under: british humour, freelance writing - 16 Apr 2009

My new computer is transparent, you can see inside it. I think the idea is, you can see how it works. But is it really possible to see how a computer works, and even if you can, is it …

April 10, 2009

Extreme etiquette

Filed under: british humour, british life, stories - 10 Apr 2009

I owe the idea of extreme etiquette to an American writer and to a World War 2 novel which he wrote
Sadly, I can’t remember his name, or the title of his novel, which is pretty unforgivable as it’s a good …

April 8, 2009

Bizarre British fashion

Filed under: british humour, british life - 08 Apr 2009

In Britain, fashion trends usually start in London and gradually extend beyond the capital; it might take more than a year for a style of clothing that is fashionable in London to become fashionable elsewhere
The bizarre fashion for wearing colourful …

March 25, 2009

Old saying experiment

Filed under: british humour - 25 Mar 2009

This is a report concerning an experiment which I conducted in an attempt to prove or disprove whether the old saying ‘what goes around comes around’ is true
First, I sketched an arrow on a piece of paper and wrote next …

November 3, 2008

Bangkok boat stop

Filed under: british humour, travel - 03 Nov 2008

I have no idea why I remember the name of my boat stop in Bangkok, Thailand

Maybe it’s because it was so unusual to have a boat stop instead of a bus stop or a train stop. Because …

August 15, 2008

Disappointing Jim Morrison grave

Filed under: british humour, travel - 15 Aug 2008

I’m pretty disappointed with Jim Morrison’s grave.
The train ride to the cemetery, on the Paris `Metro’ transit system, is pretty disappointing, the entrance to the cemetery is pretty disappointing, the route to the grave is pretty disappointing and the grave …

January 11, 2008

Bye webcam girl

Filed under: british humour, stories - 11 Jan 2008

This hopefully humorous short story is a British version of the American writing style which is called the ’stream of consciousness’ writing style
It has elements of what is sometimes called the ‘human condition.’ This can describe any of the conditions …